Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

iamsherlockedcumberbiatch:

helena-castor:

all the notes. holy crap.

at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.

It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!

Heheh<3

…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)

HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)

look @ me now.

fuck yeaahhhhh first time

 VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!

I’m the boss.

OH THANK GOD.

My birthday is July 31 bitches.

eludednightmares:

You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

dslites:

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

chad u ok

chad

chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

philosomey:

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

It kinda sucks when you get in the habit of talking to someone every night. And then one night when they’re not there, everything’s just so lonely and it’s hard to sleep.

gaydalfs:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

literally me whenever i try to tell a story